The 2022 enterprise software un-predictions
Summary
The continuing supply chain woes impacted Brian and Jon this year, delaying their annual un-predictions list by a couple of days. Our tastiest bits of snark, snide puns and more were stuck off the coast of Long Beach - waiting to be unloaded into this piece. • One of the last vendors still developing on-premises solutions will create new vertical apps for the telegraph, facsimile, film photography and horse drawn carriage industries. • Catlittering - When a software vendors "dogfooding" doesnt work out, and the product has to be phased out.. • Quadrantitis - medical diagnosis for an executive who becomes addicted to socially sharing their companys analyst ranking. • Devangelist - when a software "evangelist" no longer meets the KPIs for blatant brand promotions, excessive product enthusiasm, and vigorous retweets of their executive team.